Name That One "Special" Guy And Answer
40 Questions About them.

(1) What is his name?
Muhammad Syahreem.

(2) Is he your best friend / crush /
boyfriend?
Boyfriend.

(3) How long have you known him?
Months.

(4) Does he go to your school?
He's too dumb for mine.

(5) Has he dated any of your friends?
I wouldn't consider his ex-girlfriends, because they were together before me, and i knew his ex-girlfriends after that.

(6) Have you ever lied to him?
I wouldn't. Swear.

(7 ) Do you even talk to him?
No. Why should i.

(8) Can you imagine life without him?
I wouldn't be learning guitar tabs for his sake.

(9) Would you ever punch his face?
Yes, why not!

(10) Have you gone places with him?
Yes.

(11) Would you save him from a house
on fire?
No. He's not too dumb to find the exit.
Hopefully. He's not that smart, gyeah!

(12) Does he have a favourite sport?
I don't fucking care.

(13) What's a favourite memory you've
had with him?
Our first date. He put his hands on my waist and squeezed me when we were watching the fireworks. And it gets cuter, he even asked for my permission to leave for Changi, when i wasn't even his girlfriend.

(14 ) Do you know how much he weighs?
I don't fucking care.

(15) How about his height?
I don't fucking care.

(16) Does he sleep with stuffed toys?
Yes.

(17) Has he ever stalked you?
Just sent me home, ONCE.. in two months.

(18) Do you love him?
That makes him my boyfriend.

(19) Does he wear any cologne?
Sometimes.

(20) Has he ever sang/play a song just
for you?
Played the guitar, but nothing dedicated to me, nothing was. EVER. From him, no.

(21) Have you ever yelled at him?
Yes.

(22) Are you and him going to be
friends forever?
If things don't work out.. I don't think so!

(23) Has he ever made fun of you?
He called me fat and i almost cried.

(24) Would you feed him to tigers?
No. I need to eat too :)

(25) Is he smart?
HONESTLY, NO.

(26) Does he wear glasses/contacts?
Yes. Grandfather glasses.

(27) do you know where he lives?
Yes.

(28) Where is he right now?
I don't fucking care, even as his girlfriend
:)

(29) Why did you choose him for this
survey?
Because i know that i can't answer all the questions above, that's prove that i am a bad girlfriend. Yes! So can i get a half-time? Break?

(30) When's the last time you've seen
him?
Days.

(31 ) Are you currently talking to him
right now?
No. I wouldn't want to, anyway.

(32) Do you miss him?
Yes.

(33) Has he ever broken your heart?
I WOULD BE DEAD ENOUGH NOT TO ANSWER THE SURVEY.
(The question is such a fucking classic. Common sense.)

(34) Has he ever liked you?
I don't think so? Go! Ask him.

(35) Have you ever given him anything?
Until anything becomes everything.
(God. I sound so serious.)

(36) Do you plan on giving him
anything soon?
Couple stuff. Though, it's embarrassing.

(37) Do you know what his middle and
last name is?
Syahreem. His dad is Osman.

( 38) When's the next time you'll see
him?
I think, next week? Two weeks?

(39) Last Question: Through this whole
survey, were you only thinking
about him?
Only because i had to, not that i intentionally want to keep him on my mind. I would rather take junk then think about him.. again!

OHHHHHHHHH. I WANT A DAISY ROCK GUITAR.